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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Although they still have the shape of turtles, they have been nurtured and trained and they can walk and talk like humans.
















26 July 1964, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA

13 November 1955, New York City, New York, USA


11 March 1971, Knoxville, Tennessee, USA

16 June 1987, New York City, New York, USA

13 December 1970, Dong Ha, Vietnam

9 October 1953, Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA


28 November 1984, Grand Forks, North Dakota, USA

1 April 1982, Culver City, California, USA

12 June 1981, Burbank, California, USA

9 July 1965, Houston, Texas, USA


2 September 1947, Ypsilanti, Michigan, USA

22 April 1943, Richmond, Virginia, USA

16 May 1986, Rockwood, Tennessee, USA

13 March 1984, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada


20 January 1987, Hinsdale, Illinois, USA

28 January 1967, USA

27 November 1956, Mitchell Field Air Force Base, East Meadow, Long Island, New York, USA

14 October 1970, New York City, New York, USA






June 13, 2016
Michael Bay, using Megan Fox as bait, hit pay dirt with "Transformers." Now they've made a nice amusement park thrill-ride with 2014's 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' re-tread.
November 07, 2014
It has hints of heart, and one or two good sequences, but a rent-a-baddie villainy, a poor storyline and paper thin characters leave it floundering in generic action territory.
March 26, 2016
The failure of [the film] is not a result of irreverence towards the original source material, but rather a lack of curiosity and imagination concerning that promising title it's cashing in for name recognition.
December 07, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a pretty bad movie, but it isn't because of the reasons you will see on message boards or comment sections.
April 17, 2016
Worth its weight in junk food.
August 08, 2014
It's pretty much business as usual: one personality trait per turtle (with the most screen time for party-dude Michelangelo), lots of wisecracks, plenty of thin-crust product placement (Pizza Hut this time around), and even a last-minute cowabunga.
September 20, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a sloppy, unholy mess. It is a blight, not only upon the art of cinema, but upon humanity itself.
September 04, 2014
In one way, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a triumph for producer Michael Bay in that it is equally as godawful as his Transformers: Age of Extinction and a hit nonetheless.
August 08, 2014
Turtles fans might have been looking for their own Avengers. They get Alvin and the Chipmunks on performance enhancers and mass-market pizza instead. In Hollywood, history repeats first as farce, then as marketing.
August 08, 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doesn't so much provide brainless enjoyment as it pummels the viewer into submission. "Shell-shocked" is a reasonable description of the experience.
August 08, 2014
I had to draw on my own ninja training and reflect intensively on the transitory nature of all phenomena, just to fend off the profound yearning for death.
August 10, 2014
It's essentially a Transformers movie - a Michael Bay production complete with mass destruction, urban panic, white-hot lighting, inane quips, product placement, explosions and, well, Megan Fox.